I have this dream where I'm dating this ridiculously hot Latina girl and one night we get down to the business of the making of the love, all night, intense, crazy, passion, moans, vegetables, discussions of baseball statistics to prolong our pleasures. Then, in the morning, mi amor reveals that she is actually the twin sister of the girl I'm really seeing and she's played a horrible joke on me and she breaks down in tears for her cruel and elaborate ruse. For my part, I stand next to the half-
naked celebs doppelganger and pretend that I'm shocked and dismayed while I try to disguise my big-ass smile.
